"Where did you find him, Daddy?"
"Well, there's a story I need to tell you," Daddy replies. "Do you want to hear it?"
"Yes. I want to hear the story, but where did you find him?"
"Well, as it turns out, Superman went away for a while. Do you remember where Superman is from?" I begin.
"He's from Krypton." Noah answers, "But where was he lost to?"
"Superman heard on the news that some scientists found pieces of the Planet Krypton out in space and he wanted to fly back there to see if anything was left. There wasn't much there so he came back to earth. That's where he went."
"Yes, Daddy, but where was he lost to?"
"I told you, he went away for a few days, but now Superman has returned."
Keep in mind that Noah has yet to see the recent Superman movie. He has been intrigued enough by the movie trailers and the old 1940s cartoon version I bought for him. It's at this point that he begins to get frustrated and Mommy, the literature professor, chimes in."
"Tim, tell Noah where you found him. He wants to know. You're frustrating him."
"Yes, Daddy, you're frustrating me. Tell me where Superman was lost."
"I told both of you guys, he left for a few days, went back to his homeland in Krypton and now he's returned."
Noah begins to get visibly frustrated and Karen shoots me the "wife look." I have to make a decision, do I stand my ground for the power of myth and imagination or do I give into the godless rationalists, the good-looking one giving me the evil eye and the the other burgeoning one rooting around on the floor with his Superman doll.
I look at my wife and whisper, "He's only four. I'm not giving in this quickly."
"Yes," she whispers back, "but he is the one making the distinction between your story and what really happened. He's accepted your story, now he wants the truth. Are you going to deny him?"
"I told you guys the truth!" winking at Karen, knowing full well I mean the mythological truth of the Superman saga.
"Perhaps," the good-looking evil rationalist replies, "you told him the truth, but Noah would now like the facts."
"Yes, Daddy! Give me the facts. I want the facts."
I pause. I look at him, then at her. Noah, I believe for the first time ever, senses an epistemological alliance with his mother. I think about it. They stare me down.
"Alright, Noah," I ask under duress, "Is this toy the real Superman?"
"No Daddy, he's a pretend Superman."
"That's right. The real Superman did indeed leave earth for a while to visit the Planet Krypton and then he came back. That is true. This Superman, which is only pretend (long pause) was behind that pillow on the chair."
Mommy and Noah cheer as if they have won the war.
But Daddy retorts, "And that pillow right there? You see it? Guess what the name of that pillow is?"
Mommy rolls her eyes and says, "The Planet Krypton?"
"Exactly."